October 23, 2010
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Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester) Mukesh Thakur ( Developer) Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear. Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur : Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify. After another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello : I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry is not getting the sound.
After another 2 days, Mukesh Thakur : Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please use head phones and then get the bug closed soon. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello : I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is Different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but My colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'. Mukesh Thakur : Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them uniform? Please close it.
Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello : I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep Sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces Beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces Sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all machines. Another 2 days later, Mukesh Thakur : Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the Volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both The machines before I get mad and then close the bug. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello : I have re-opened the bug. Mukesh Thakur : What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for re-opening? Roshan D'Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur : I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of the two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity is different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to please close the bugs. After 1 year Roshan D'Mello : I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested The clients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same Acoustical features, so that I can test it again. Now, when I tested, I found that intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect. Mukesh Thakur : GROWLLLL…..I am really mad now. I am sure that the Sound waves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some background noice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because of background noice. Roshan D'Mello : No need for that. We will put the machines and run them in vacuum and see. Mukesh Thakur: ?? Result———————–
Mukesh Thakur is now in mental asylum while Roshan D’Mello has become QA Manager.
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October 23, 2010
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THIS time from AN IT PERSPECTIVE.. ENJOY 😉
*Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an
invention.*
*Rajnikant does not have any data type, because nothing can define
Rajnikant.*
*Rajnikant’s for/while loop does not have an exit condition, he exists
when he desires so.*
*Rajnikant has written a software for himself, where he can set his
age to any value he wants.*
*Rajnikant does not use a key board, he communicates with computer
through mind power.*
*Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer
virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves
from hands of Rajanikant.*
Rajnikant's programs don't have Catch blocks… Because when
Rajnikant's program throws an exception, nobody can catch it! Only
Rajnikant himself can!!
When Rajnikant comes online, all servers shut down!
Because, the King of SERVERs is online…
*Rajnikant never writes queries to the Databases. Databases send their
queries to Rajnikant!*
Rajnikant never gets a DivideByZero exception. In any such case, 1/0
defines itself..
*Rajnikant reads only one slide for perception;*
As he says ” if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides”
*Mind it>>>>>>>>>*
Compiler doesnot warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns compiler …..
Rajnikant can execute a program before compiling
Default Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!
Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!
Rajinikanth invented SQL!!
Rajinikant can access even private member variables from a different
package!!!….
Rajinikant can rollback his age in presence of commit.
There is no main function in rajnikant’s code……………….every function is
named “RAJNIKANT” and dare compiler produce an error!
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